Atomix Virtual DJ is the MP3 mixing software that targets every DJ from bedroom DJs to professional superstars such as Carl Cox, and is used everyday by millions of DJs, and in many big clubs. It features a breakthrough BeatLock engine that will keep your songs in tune and let you work your mixes incredibly faster than any other DJ. The automatic seamless loop engine and the new synchronized sampler will let you perform astounding remixes on the fly. VirtualDJ is compatible with timecoded vinyls that let you scratch your MP3s directly on a real turntable, and with many other DJ equipment. VirtualDJ will also let you mix and scratch music videos right from your turntables. You can use several interfaces to suit both beginners and professionals, record your mixes and burn them on CD, rip DVD, rip vinyl, create your own Internet radio, automatically mix playlists, use VST effects, display karaoke, and play DRMed file like Yahoo!
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Features:
• Twin independent zero-latency players with:
• Standard controls (play, pause, stop, cue)
• Volume control
• Pitch control (from -34 to +34%)
• 3 band equalizers with Kill + gain
• One-click beat matching and synchronisation (new FAME algorithm)
• BeatLock engine: your songs will always stay in time, and you can work your mixes incredibly faster than any other DJ could
• Automatic beat-matched crossfading
• On-the-fly automatic BPM calculation
• Automatic pitch matching
• Automatic level matching
• Automatic beat matching
• Dynamic beat visualizer for easy "drag'n'drop" beat-matching
• Real scratch simulation
• Virtual scratch: Scratch your mp3 with your bare hand
• Automatic beat-aware LOOP function
• Synchronised sampler with 12 instant slots
• Master Tempo pitch algorithm
• Automatic first beat and last beat detection
• Automatic 4/4 phase detection
• OSC network synchronisation
• Infinite number of beatlocked desks (local multi-instance or network)
• Infinite number of cue points saved per songs
• Beat-aware effect plugins (included: beatgrid, flippin, vocal remover, filter, flanger, backspin, brake, etc...)
• VST effects compatibility
• Video mix with TV output (mix songs and/or video clips !)
• Full karaoke support
• Proprietary of FreeFrame video effects
• Inifite number of video effect simultaneously
• DJ-adapted video transition plugins
• Song database engine with easy-to-use search feature
• CoverFlow or text-only song browsing
• Compatible with iTunes playlists
• ID3 compatibility
• Automatic "filter" folders
• Automatic Hot-Swap of external harddrives
• Ready-to-burn file recording to burn your own mixed CDs
• Broadcast on the Internet
• CD to MP3 encoder
• Optional 3D sound card, 2 sound cards or Y-splitter for real-time monitoring or external mixtable use
• ASIO soundcard compatibility
• Fully customisable (skin engine and shortcut macro enngine)
• External MIDI keyboard compatibility for shortcuts
• Compatibility with most external controllers (DMC2, DAC3, iCDX, TotalControl, BCD2000, DJConsole, etc...)
• Optional automatic mixing: Virtual DJ recognizes the style of the music (techno, hip hop, lounge) and adapt its mix in consequence
Virtual DJ new software features v5.2
* Twin independent zero-latency players with:
o Standard controls (play, pause, stop, cue)
o Volume control
o Pitch control (from -34 to +34%)
o 3 band equalizers with Kill + gain
* One-click beat matching and synchronisation (new FAME algorithm)
* BeatLock engine: your songs will always stay in time, and you can work your mixes incredibly faster than any other DJ could
* Automatic beat-matched crossfading
* On-the-fly automatic BPM calculation
* Automatic pitch matching
* Automatic level matching
* Automatic beat matching
* Dynamic beat visualizer for easy "drag'n'drop" beat-matching
* Real scratch simulation
* Virtual scratch: Scratch your mp3 with your bare hand
* Automatic beat-aware LOOP function
* Synchronised sampler with 12 instant slots
* Master Tempo pitch algorithm
* Automatic first beat and last beat detection
* Automatic 4/4 phase detection
* OSC network synchronisation
* Infinite number of beatlocked desks (local multi-instance or network)
* Infinite number of cue points saved per songs
* Beat-aware effect plugins (included: beatgrid, flippin, vocal remover, filter, flanger, backspin, brake, etc...)
* VST effects compatibility
* Video mix with TV output (mix songs and/or video clips !)
* Full karaoke support
* Proprietary of FreeFrame video effects
* Inifite number of video effect simultaneously
* DJ-adapted video transition plugins
* Song database engine with easy-to-use search feature
* CoverFlow or text-only song browsing
* Compatible with iTunes playlists
* ID3 compatibility
* Automatic "filter" folders
* Automatic Hot-Swap of external harddrives
* Ready-to-burn file recording to burn your own mixed CDs
* Broadcast on the Internet
* CD to MP3 encoder
* Optional 3D sound card, 2 sound cards or Y-splitter for real-time monitoring or external mixtable use
* ASIO soundcard compatibility
* Fully customisable (skin engine and shortcut macro enngine)
* External MIDI keyboard compatibility for shortcuts
* Compatibility with most external controllers (DMC2, DAC3, iCDX, TotalControl, BCD2000, DJConsole, etc...)
* Optional automatic mixing: Virtual DJ recognizes the style of the music (techno, hip hop, lounge) and adapt its mix in consequence
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MP3 To Ringtone Gold is a ringtone converter. It can be used to convert the popular compressed audio formats (.mp3,.wma,.wav,.ogg) to ringtone format(.mmf,.amr,.mp3,.wav, .qcp) and send them to your cell phone. It can be used to rip multiple audio CDs at once .It also can be used as a mp3 resizer for your mp3 mobile phone.You can save any part of your favorite mp3s to ringtone format. 64MB mp3 mobile phone can support more than 60 songs. Simply drag and drop the songs you want onto the main screen.
Features:
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2. Convert mp3 to amr
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4. Convert mp3 to qcp
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6. Convert CD to amr
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MP3 Cutter Joiner can one time cut and get out many excellent parts in many audio files. It can also joining the excellent part in a lot of audio files together too. And you don't need to cut and get out the excellent parts first.
MP3 Cutter Joiner supports and tests the function, enable you accurate settings new beginning of file, finish the position.
MP3 Cutter Joiner adopts advanced LAME Encoder and OGG codec, allows you to generate various qualities of MP3, WAV, WMA and Ogg files. It offers rich options for your special requirements. Support MP3 VBR and OGG VBR.
MP3 Cutter Joiner has the FLASH demo, very easily causes you to become the expert.
Key Features:
* Cut piece from a big audio file and then convert it to MP3 or WAV or WMA or OGG file.
* Marge multiple files or parts of multiple files into one big files.
* Cut/join with high precision and no quality is lost.
* Cut/join directly without costing any other disk space.
* Rich options of MP3 encoder, WMA encoder and OGG encoder. Support MP3 VBR and OGG VBR.
* With a small player built in for pre-listening.
* Visually define the time you want to cut at by using slider bar.
* Support edit file name.
* Adopt the files' order by clicking Up or Down button.
* Batch cutter.
* Time precision of second.
Size: 2900 KB.
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o automatically configured application rules
o security rating is assigned to unknown applications
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* Virtual keyboard is provided for safely entering logins and passwords
* Prevents the theft of data exchanged via secure connections (HTTPS / SSL)
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Content Filtering
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All popular browsers and applications are supported!
Download Speed Acceleration.
Internet Download Manager supports all popular browsers including IE, AOL, MSN, Mozilla, Netscape, Firefox, Avant Browser, and many others. Internet Download Manager supports all versions of all popular browsers, and it can be integrated into any Internet application to take over downloads using unique "Advanced Browser Integration" feature.
Internet Download Manager can accelerate downloads by up to 5 times due to its intelligent dynamic file segmentation technology. Unlike other download managers and accelerators Internet Download Manager segments downloaded files dynamically during download process and reuses available connections without additional connect and login stages to achieve best acceleration performance.
Easy downloading with one click.
Download Resume.
When you click on a download link in a browser, IDM will take over the download and accelerate it. You don't need to do anything special, just browse the Internet as you usually do. IDM will catch your downloads and accelerate them. IDM supports HTTP, FTP, HTTPS and MMS protocols.
Internet Download Manager will resume unfinished download from the place where they left off. Comprehensive error recovery and resume capability will restart broken or interrupted downloads due to lost or dropped connections, network problems, computer shutdowns, or unexpected power outages.
YouTube grabber.
Simple installation wizard.
Internet Download Manager can grab FLV videos from popular sites like YouTube, MySpaceTV, and Google Video.
Quick and easy installation program will make necessary settings for you, and check your connection at the end to ensure trouble free installation of Internet Download Manager
Automatic Antivirus checking.
Built-in Scheduler.
Antivirus checking makes your downloads free from viruses and trojans. IDM can automatically run a scanner on download completion, like AdAware, Avast, Spybot, AVG Anti-Virus, McAfee, SpywareBlaster, CCleaner and others to protect users from harmful downloaded files.
Internet Download Manager can connect to the Internet at a set time, download the files you want, disconnect, or shut down your computer when it's done. You can also synchronize changes using periodic synchronization of files. It's possible to create and schedule several download queues for downloading or synchronization.
Drag and Drop.
Advanced Browser Integration.
You may simply drag and drop links to IDM, and drag and drop downloaded files out of Internet Download Manager.
When enabled, the feature can be used to catch any download from any application. None of download managers have this feature.
IDM includes web site spider and grabber.
Customizable Interface.
IDM downloads all required files that are specified with filters from web sites, for example all pictures from a web site, or subsets of web sites, or complete web sites for offline browsing. It's possible to schedule multiple grabber projects to run them once at a specified time, stop them at a specified time, or run periodically to synchronize changes.
You may choose the order, buttons, and columns to appear on the main IDM window. There are several different skins for the toolbar with different button styles. All skins can be downloaded from IDM home site. Also users can design their own skins.
IDM supports many types of proxy servers.
IDM supports main authentication protocols: Basic, Negotiate, NTLM, and Keberos.
For example, IDM works with Microsoft ISA, and FTP proxy servers.
Thus IDM can access many Internet and proxy servers using login name and password.
Download All feature.
Download limits.
IDM can add all downloads linked to the current page. It's easy to download multiple files with this feature.
Progressive downloading with quotas feature limits downloading to defined number of megabytes per hour. The feature is useful for connections that use fair access policy (or FAP) like Direcway, Direct PC, Hughes, etc.
IDM is multilingual.
Quick Update Feature.
IDM is translated to Albanian, Arabic, Azerbaijan, Bosnian, Bulgarian, Chinese, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Farsi, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Lithuanian, Macedonian, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Serbian, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish, Thai, Turkish, and Uzbek languages.
Quick update may check for new versions of IDM and update IDM once per week. Quick updates feature lists all new features added to the latest version and asks a user if he wants to update IDM to the latest version.
Download Categories.
Dynamic Segmentation.
Internet Download Manager can be used to organize downloads automatically using defined download categories.
Dynamic Segmentation and Performance
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The Only software that works with the New MySpace Player!
Increase profile views
ViewsIncreaser can boost your MySpace profile views to thousands a day. It has support for proxies which make the visits unique. Read more
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ViewsIncreaser brings your MySpace profile into the charts. You can increase the number of plays for one song or for all of them. Read more
Increase video plays
ViewsIncreaser promotes your MySpace videos and brings them in top position. You can increase the number of plays for one video or for all of them. Read more
ViewsIncreaser
Its been proven over and over again that, users who visit your profile will not listen to your music if they see that you don't have lots of plays. The only way to get people to listen to your music is to prove that others are already listening to it.
It is almost impossible for an artist or band to have the deserved attention given the high number of musicians from Myspace.
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1-1 London Symphony Orchestra - James Bond Theme.mp3
1-10 Octopussy - All Time High.mp3
1-11 For Your Eyes Only (Sheena Easton).mp3
1-2 Casino Royale (Herb Alpert and Tijuana Brass).mp3
1-3 Die Another Day (Madonna).mp3
1-4 The World Is Not Enough (Garbage).mp3
1-5 Tomorrow Never Dies (Sheryl Crow).mp3
1-6 Goldeneye (Tina Turner).mp3
1-7 Licence To Kill (Gladys Knight).mp3
1-8 The Living Daylights (Aha).mp3
1-9 A View To A Kill (Duran Duran).mp3
2-1 Moonraker (Shirley Bassey).mp3
2-10 From russia with love (matt monroe).mp3
2-11 Dr No.mp3
2-2 The Spy Who Loved Me (Carly Simon).mp3
2-3 The Man With the Golden Gun.mp3
2-4 Live And Let Die (The Beatles).mp3
2-5 Diamonds Are Forever (Shirley Bassey).mp3
2-6 On Her Majesty's Secret Service.mp3
2-7 You Only Live Twice (Nancy Sinatra).mp3
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ESET Smart Security is a new product designed to provide comprehensive protection against a variety of threats. It features the following:
The next version of ESET's anti-malware engine with comprehensive protection against adware, rootkits, spyware, Trojan horses, viruses, worms and other types of malicious software
A personal firewall with port stealthing and advanced filtering features
An antispam filter with Bayesian filtering, whitelisting and blacklisting.
ESET NOD32 Antivirus + Antispyware
This component is in fact an improved version of the award-winning scanning engine of NOD32 Antivirus v3.7. With respect to program's unprecedented scanning speed, the following improvements have been made:
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Computer scan can be run in background in order to use only a part of system resources. Thus scanning will not affect the
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The resident protection supports archive scanning.
Update optimization, smaller update package size than in version 2.7, more effective management and protection of update files against damage.
Email protection for users of Outlook Express.
ESET Personal Firewall
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Ability to recognize the character of network connections established by various types of infiltrations and ability to automatically terminate them.
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Monitoring changes in executable files.
Interactive and automatic mode. The former enables you to create your own filtering rules, the latter filters all communication automatically.
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El titulo original es New Moon.
USUARIA: Si, hola, verás… que… me han enviado un archivo comprimido y no puedo abrirlo.
TÉCNICO: Buenas. ¿Y qué tipo de archivo es?
USUARIA: Pues me parece que es un “rar”. Me han dicho que me tenéis que instalar vosotros algo.
TÉCNICO: Hummm (te han dicho mal, pero bueno…). ¿Solo te parece que es un “rar”? ¿Lo tendrás delante de ti, no? Léeme lo que pone, anda.
USUARIA: Si, si es, pone “zip”.
TÉCNICO: (…en ocasiones veo muertos…)
Una mujer de unos veintitantos compra una impresora multifunción por la mañana y llama por la tarde llama hecha una furia. La impresora hace ruidos muy extraños y no imprime. Tras casi media hora de interrogatorio, aclaramos que no ha quitado los precintos y no ha puesto los cartuchos. Lo uno porque según ella no sabía que hubiera que quitarlo. ¿Los cartuchos? ¿Que es eso? ¡UY! yo que se. Los habré tirado con el embalaje y los manuales. Total no iba a usarlo.
- La compradora de una impresora tiró los cartuchos porque no los iba a utilizar…………….
USUARIA: Mi teclado no quiere funcionar.
TÉCNICO: ¿Está segura de que está conectado?
USUARIO: No lo sé. No alcanzo la parte de atrás.
TÉCNICO: Coja el teclado y dé diez pasos hacia atrás.
USUARIO: Ok.
TÉCNICO: ¿El teclado sigue con usted?
USUARIO: Sí.
TÉCNICO: Eso significa que el teclado no está conectado. ¿Hay algún otro teclado?
USUARIO: Sí, hay otro aquí. Huy… ¡¡¡Este sí funciona!!!
USUARIO: No puedo conectarme a Internet, aparece error de clave.
TÉCNICO: ¿Está segura de que está utilizando el password correcto?
USUARIO: Sí, estoy segura, vi a mi esposo escribirlo.
TÉCNICO: ¿Me puede decir cuál era el password?
USUARIO: 5 asteriscos.
TÉCNICO: ………………………….
USUARIO: “Problemas con la disquetera, se ha quedado la pantalla negra, da error y no puedo trabajar.”
TÉCNICO: ¿Alguien tiene idea de que va esto? ¿Qué tiene que ver la disquetera con la pantalla? Y lo que es más grave, si se le ha quedado la pantalla en negro… ¿Cómo demonios lee en pantalla la palabra “error”? Y por último, eso de que no puede trabajar… ¿es que no tiene papel y boli o qué?
TÉCNICO: Servicio Técnico Digameee
USUARIO: Oye, que soy el de ayer… (ya empezamos…)
TÉCNICO: Aja!……
USUARIO:….
TÉCNICO:……
USUARIO: Si hombre, si creo que me atendistes tu… (hay crisis, pero por suerte me entró mas de 1 persona ayer)
TÉCNICO: …..
USUARIO: Si hombre… el del brillo de la pantalla…
TÉCNICO: Ah!…ya me acuerdo.. dime , dime…
USUARIO: He llamado al teléfono que me distes y me salta un contestador pero que no tiene nada que ver con los monitores.
TÉCNICO: ¿y el otro?
USUARIO: Ah! ¿llamo al otro?
USUARIO: Que sepáis que este mes me vais a tener que pagar vosotros la factura del roaming de Vodafone. me habéis enviado 1856 correos de respuesta automática por vacaciones. Me cuesta 20€ el mega descargado, y 18mil correos a 6k por correo ¿sabes cuánto es?
TÉCNICO: He revisado la configuración y llegado a la conclusión de que tiene una respuesta automática en su cuenta de correo y una redirección a su Blackberry. Ésta también tiene una respuesta automática… Las dos cuentas se están reenviando los mensajes entre ellas, es un círculo sin fin.
TÉCNICO: ¿Si? Buenos días.
USUARIO: Si, es que… tengo un…
TÉCNICO: ¿Si? Dígame, ¿en qué puedo ayudarle?
USUARIO: Si, mira, es que me falla…
TÉCNICO: Bien, dígame, ¿qué es lo que falla exactamente?
USUARIO: Es que el correo… da error…
TÉCNICO: ¿Me podría indicar que error le aparece?
USUARIO: Si… bueno… es que no es un error…
TÉCNICO: Servicio Técnico Digame
USUARIO: Buenas, soy Fulanito, es que me llevé un pc hace dos dias y tengo un problema.
TÉCNICO: ¿El pc era nuevo o lo retiró del servicio técnico?
USUARIO: ……………. Si.
TÉCNICO: (¿Si? ¿Si, que?…joer….. empezamos bien la semana).
